Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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