i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
So vagazzling was a success
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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