seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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