Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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