The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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