Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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