the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I want to have your abortion
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
