No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I wish there were birth control emojis
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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