i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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