look no pants
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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