Nicole vs. Life
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
