question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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