she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i will never coherently bang her
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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