We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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