like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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