but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
soo... how was my night?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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