Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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