I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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