so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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