you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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