some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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