I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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