I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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