This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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