Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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