She's JV to your varsity
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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