Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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