ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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