All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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