Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We left the knife in your bed.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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