We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
The adults are the big ones right?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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