That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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