We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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