he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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