Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
sex in a hospital.. check
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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