Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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