Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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