I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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