i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She even gives head with a lisp.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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