is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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