He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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