hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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