"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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