let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I won't apologize to a one balled man
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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