why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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