as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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