I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Randomize
