i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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