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doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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