Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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