What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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