just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just want to make out with him forever
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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